sdj

self-portrait question

you are a stealing, lying, deceiving, heartless, soul-less, evil bitch : correct ?

conniewong

Apr 20, 2009 1:55:35 PM

future revolution

tech design

djmusic016

Apr 16, 2009 6:39:42 AM

so funky

graphic design

djmusic018

Apr 16, 2009 5:18:04 AM

the earth was once covered in ancient forests, 80% of which have been either destroyed or degraded, according to conservationists, half of that has been in the last 30 years. deforestation will lead to environmental devastation . . . more info

Apr 16, 2009 3:06:59 AM

control

so this is the abbreviated list of demanding control elements which connie has cast as rules to follow

1. Not allowed to view any of her social network sites

2. Not allowed to comment on any of her social network sites

3. Not allowed to ask any questions about her friends

4. Not allowed to ask any questions about her private life

5. Not allowed to ask about her past

6. Not allowed to contact her other than by email

7. Not allowed to view any vox groups she has joined

8. Not allowed to view any of her social network neighbours sites

9. Not allowed to send message to any of her social network neighbours

10. To make the on-line list of 'not allowed' short . . . totally banned and blocked

11. Not allowed to think the same way anymore

12. Have to think like her and other Indonesians do

13. Not allowed to behave the same way anymore

14. Have to behave the same way she and other Indonesians do

15. Not allowed to have an opinion whilst in Indonesia about indonesia

15. To follow and respect all cultural aspects of Indonesia

16. Not to ask questions about Indonesian culture because it gives her a headache

17. Not to talk to her about anything other than food

18. Not allowed to go out unless her father is informed

19. To have complete respect for all her friends especially those who have bombarded me with published abuse which she supports and upholds

20. To acknowledge that her and her friends are fully entitled to publish such abuse but I am not permitted to reply, respond or contact them at all

21. To acknowledge that myself and any of my friends are not entitled to publish anything about her or her friends and if that happens, she 'will never communicate with me ever again'

22. To acknowledge that I have to pay for everything

23. To agree that I should give her all my money to control and spend as she wishes.

24. To never expect thanks or appreciation for anything ever again because as her husband it is my duty to pay for everything and as such, all things are to be taken for granted forever more

25. To acknowledge that she never has to do anything for me

26. To accept that I am a sociopath because that's how she chose to define me

27. To accept what she tells me is the truth even when it is a lie

28. To always trust what she says even though she lies

29. Never to doubt her, even though she admits to have lied

30. To have complete trust in what she tells me, even if we both know it is a lie

[I could go on and on with this but surely that's enough for now]

Apr 11, 2009 3:30:01 PM

female k9s go straight to jail

fraud

Apr 10, 2009 1:29:22 PM

casting couch - seperated at birth

a hollywood casting director has been criticized for choosing a 5' 9 white californian with cuban roots to play a 5' 2 indonesian with chinese roots in a film due out sometime in the imaginary future, when asked to explain his choice, he said 'although cameron diaz didn't really look like an asian, she would blend in somehow on screen with her long blonde hair and californian smile among the other asians cast in the film because her name begins with a 'c' which was by far the most crucial element in casting'. cameron diaz has since declined to take the role but the casting director announced connie nielson may be interested since she has exactly the same first name which may clinch the deal for her despite her being 5' 10 white and from denmark, she also has a nice smile but then so do thousands of other actresses. connie nielson pointed out that the most important factor in casting was the first letter of your name and your star sign, middle names are a bonus though and can be critical when landing roles.

in other films due out soon, kate moss will play karl marx, john travolta will play john lennon and john f kennedy. salma hayek will play santa claus, barbara windsor will play barack obama and the american president barack hussein obama will star in his film debut as iraq's most pouplar dictator ever, saddam hussein.